My wife is a genius.
She adopted a dog.
(Rescue, don’t buy.)
She is a crazy dog.
Doesn’t listen.
Doesn’t behave.
So, she needs training.
Lots of it.
More than a normal dog.
Or …
(Here’s the genius part.)
You adopt an even crazier dog.
Now, the crazy dog seems almost normal.
Yay, wife!
Author: Blind John Ellsworth
Blind John Ellsworth (1960- ), a (questionable) poet and sometimes Texas bluesman. He has recorded one spoken-word album (thankfully unreleased), since he is still trying to learn to play guitar. (Lack of musical skills is what makes him a poet and not a lyricist. Plus, he can’t write music.)
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