Why I’ll Never Be A Rapper

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I hate my old lady,
She makes me sick.
I got so damn angry
Gonna cut off my …

Hey! What rhymes with “sick”?

That’s why I can’t be a rapper. Too dangerous.

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Author: Blind John Ellsworth

Blind John Ellsworth (1960- ), a (questionable) poet and sometimes Texas bluesman. He has recorded one spoken-word album (thankfully unreleased), since he is still trying to learn to play guitar. (Lack of musical skills is what makes him a poet and not a lyricist. Plus, he can’t write music.)

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