Bulk Buying

Stay out of Sams and Costco!

You bought 132 bottles of protein shakes?
I will have one every day for breakfast.
They will never go to waste!
There are 131 bottles in the closet.
Turns out, she doesn’t like the taste.

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Author: Blind John Ellsworth

Blind John Ellsworth (1960- ), a (questionable) poet and sometimes Texas bluesman. He has recorded one spoken-word album (thankfully unreleased), since he is still trying to learn to play guitar. (Lack of musical skills is what makes him a poet and not a lyricist. Plus, he can’t write music.)

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