Pets are not children,
They don’t even date.
They never go to college,
They can sleep in a crate.
Pets are not children,
Even if they wear clothes.
Do you think about your child,
Where did he last stick that nose?
Pets are not children,
They will play all day long.
And the other parents
Can’t say they’re doing it wrong.
Pets are not children,
They can play all alone.
But when it gets really quiet,
They’re destroying your home.
Pets are not children,
Some would say they’re more.
However, I don’t think my child
Ever peed on the kitchen floor.
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