I place this crown
Upon your head.
Now, you are King
Until you’re dead.
Amen.
Why are coronation ceremonies so long?
I place this crown
Upon your head.
Now, you are King
Until you’re dead.
Amen.
Start with coffee time.
Shower, shave, traffic, office.
Meetings, work, traffic.
It is loud.
I am not proud.
Forgot to turn off the alarm.
Editor’s Note: The last sentence of the opening section of five random Wikipedia articles, broken into lines. Imagined art.
For the first time since 2007,
and for only the third time
in the Bowl Championship Series era,
no team from an automatic-qualifying
BCS conference finished the
season with an undefeated record.
During that time,
a list of organisms was compiled
which included land and freshwater mollusks.
46 species of snails and slugs
(non-marine gastropods) were found,
as well as 20 species of freshwater bivalves,
freshwater clams and mussels.
A Perfect Night to Go to China
is a novel by David Gilmour,
published in 2005.
It won the 2005 Governor General’s Award
for English-language fiction.
Its population as of
the 2010 Census was 75;
down from 112 recorded
in the 2002 Census.
Aegialeus (Ancient Greek: Αἰγιαλεύς) was
the fifth strategos (elected general)
of the Achaean League in Ancient Greece
who served for only a year, 242–241 BC.
Articles:
Low background noises.
Thinking about weekend plans.
Someone called my name.
I need my lunch.
I have to pee.
I need a break.
I need coffee.
We’ve been conferencing
Since nine this morn.
It seems like it’s been
Since I was born.
There can’t be this much to do.
There can’t be more slides.
I want to stretch my legs.
I want off my backsides.
Amen.
Speaker is droning.
Colorful fonts and photos.
I want my hour back.
Spicy fried chicken.
A breast, leg and thigh.
Mashed potatoes,
A fried apple pie.
Triple bacon burger,
Double cheese.
A large side of fries.
My heart won’t seize.
Chicago pizza.
That thick, thick crust.
Extra sausage.
It’s a must.
At last a drink,
So I don’t choke.
I’ll wash it down
With Diet Coke.
Notes from the author: Woke up this morning, having trouble breathing. Looked up to check the time, and my projection clock was out. That’s when I realized my breathing issues were because my CPAP was not running. Took off my mask, and watched as the ceiling fan spun slowly to a stop. The power is out again.
Warmness engulfs me.
Ceiling fans no longer run.
Power out again.
Bleeding quietly.
I was shaving in the dark.
Blades of danger.
Messages flowing.
Oncor status emails sent.
Email needs Internet.
Living in darkness.
My world is in the shadows.
I am powerless.
I want to sail the ocean blue.
The open waves that we once knew.
Alone at last and feeling free.
I can’t, because the CDC.
Wuhan has some poison labs.
WHO first blamed the bat kebabs.
But the CDC has some key tips.
Disease is caused by cruising ships.