Hearing all nature
Coyote without roadrunner
Drive to the river
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Woosh! Goes The Deadline
I’ll be done Monday.
Wednesday or Thursday for sure.
Worst case is Friday.
Weekend
Now, time to relax.
Trying to forget all work.
But Dreading Monday.
Texas
Texas – a big State.
I walked five hundred miles.
Never left Texas.
Country Song
I want to write a country song.
I hope all y’all will sing along.
My wife left for good yesterday,
My girlfriend didn’t like her anyway.
I walking around in a fog.
Worse, she took my hunting dog.
I sang a song to all my cows,
Then, I took a couple bows.
They seemed to like the song,
Some even tried to moo along.
Lost At Sea
“I can still see the ship!”
“I’m sure they will wait.”
Then it sailed away.
“We will sue them!”
“This is an outrage!”
Read your contract.
“Wow. I missed my plane.”
“That’s on me.”
Yes, yes it is.
“Wow. I missed my cruise.”
“That’s their fault.”
Pretend it’s a plane.
Lunch
Lunch thoughts
Bacon, lettuce and tomato
Crispy French fried potato
I almost had a bean burrito.
My co-workers are relieved.
Here We Go Again
Staring off in a daze.
Rhyming in many ways.
Hoping for some praise.
It’s another thirty days.
Tiny Weekend
It’s time for another Getaway. After binging on Tiny House Hunters (“I need a 100 square foot house with a tub, a chef’s kitchen and a tanning bed”), Virginia had declared she would never live in one and I had declared I thought it was a good idea. Then, we realized we could never own a tiny house because we don’t have any family or friends close by where we could mooch off their land, power and water.
So, much like our earlier RV weekend experiment, we decided to rent one. Amazingly, there are a number of places to rent a tiny house around the Metroplex.
We eventually chose Getaway Dallas which is in LaRue – a few minutes from Athens, in the Piney Woods. So, a tiny house with the possibility of snakes and wild boars. I like Getaway because they have locations all over the place, so if this works, we can travel around for long weekends – and we could visit the Ohio location with the grandkids (one at a time, I would think) to give them a sense of adventure. For a flat fee, you can bring a dog. So, this will be another vacation for Rocky. As a bonus, I’ve always meant to visit Athens. (We’ve been to Paris and Italy, so we need to visit Athens and Dublin. European Vacation without ever leaving the State.)
We were going to do Memorial Day weekend, but they were sold out (you snooze, you lose), so it will be a couple of weeks afterwards. This should be interesting.
Quick Coronation
Why are coronation ceremonies so long?
I place this crown
Upon your head.
Now, you are King
Until you’re dead.
Amen.