This isn’t my prescription.
I need more of this drug.
This paperwork is last year’s.
I don’t get a jar, I get a jug.
My insurance covers this.
Why do you charge so much?
I think you ran it wrong.
Do you think we’re going Dutch?
This is pure insanity.
Why do I wait so long?
When I smoked pot in college,
My dealer never got it wrong.
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