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Tag: satire

Why I’ll Never Be A Rapper

Ripped from the headlines

I hate my old lady,
She makes me sick.
I got so damn angry
Gonna cut off my …

Hey! What rhymes with “sick”?

That’s why I can’t be a rapper. Too dangerous.

Unknown's avatarAuthor Blind John EllsworthPosted on April 17, 2014Categories Random ThoughtsTags Crazy People, NaPoWriMo, rap is not music, satireLeave a comment on Why I’ll Never Be A Rapper
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