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Tag: Spouse

Genius

My wife is a genius.

She adopted a dog.
(Rescue, don’t buy.)
She is a crazy dog.
Doesn’t listen.
Doesn’t behave.

So, she needs training.
Lots of it.
More than a normal dog.

Or …

(Here’s the genius part.)

You adopt an even crazier dog.
Now, the crazy dog seems almost normal.
Yay, wife!

Unknown's avatarAuthor Blind John EllsworthPosted on May 12, 2013Categories Random Thoughts, RelationshipsTags Pets, SpouseLeave a comment on Genius
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