Lazy Sunday

I can’t just waste all day
Watching TV shows.
Even if it’s Sunday.

Snapple Facts says
You burn more calories
Sleeping than watching TV.

Thank you, Snapple.
I’m going to exercise now.
I’m going to take a nap.

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Author: Blind John Ellsworth

Blind John Ellsworth (1960- ), a (questionable) poet and sometimes Texas bluesman. He has recorded one spoken-word album (thankfully unreleased), since he is still trying to learn to play guitar. (Lack of musical skills is what makes him a poet and not a lyricist. Plus, he can’t write music.)

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